2. Appear On ‘The Bachelorette’
Ashley, sweetie, do you really think you’re going to find love in a room full of metrosexuals handpicked by network executives? I’d say you’d have about as much luck at a rush-week fraternity party in New Jersey. As in real life, the majority of men on ‘The Bachelorette’ are total f-ing douchebags – not just King Douche, Bentley.