20. Tip Poorly

Just because some broad pours you a Red Bull Vodka doesn’t entitle her to your mother’s hard-earned clams.  Those cocktail waitresses need to learn the hard way that life isn’t fair.  How are they ever going to pull themselves out of abject poverty if you tip ’em more than 5%?

Save your money for roofies, son.


Posted on June 10, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: