28. Get Aggro.

Let’s face it, you have a lot to be angry about.

  1. Your parents paid for a hyperinflated, irrelevant college education that you blew off in favor of Red Bull Vodka binges and serial date rape.
  2. Your high-power attorney father bought you a six-figure job that’s mindless and affords you the opportunity to still act like a 19-year-old.
  3. Your Benz is two years old.
  4. The finishes in your high-rise condo are so 2009.
  5. The girls you date are so dumb they think you’re awesome.

So blow off some steam, man.  Pick a fight with a random stranger.  Make a scene at the bar.  ‘roid rage and take your shirt off in public.

If you don’t you’re a weiner.

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Posted on June 14, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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