28. Get Aggro.
Let’s face it, you have a lot to be angry about.
- Your parents paid for a hyperinflated, irrelevant college education that you blew off in favor of Red Bull Vodka binges and serial date rape.
- Your high-power attorney father bought you a six-figure job that’s mindless and affords you the opportunity to still act like a 19-year-old.
- Your Benz is two years old.
- The finishes in your high-rise condo are so 2009.
- The girls you date are so dumb they think you’re awesome.
So blow off some steam, man. Pick a fight with a random stranger. Make a scene at the bar. ‘roid rage and take your shirt off in public.
If you don’t you’re a weiner.