32. Uhhhh … be this guy in public. Wait. I mean be this guy.
Hats off to [undisclosed contact] for surreptitiously capturing this quintessential db in his native dress. Little doubt in my mind he’s wearing Ed Hardy underpants and that his $180 t-shirt is sheathing a nice, supple set of man-boobs. Also, if I’m wearing sweatpants in public, 1. beat the shit out of me and 2. they’d better not give me severe frump-ass.