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37. You Don’t “Like” To-Douche List on Facebook

Deductive reasoning would hold that if you don’t “Like” To-Douche List on Facebook, you are either a stuffy geriatric who doesn’t have a Facebook account or one of the List’s many douchey subjects.

If you’re not with us you’re against us.  Get on the bus, gus.

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36. You Have the Douchebag Badge on Foursquare

This is how we know you’re an OD (Original Douchebag), son!  Because since Foursquare’s gone straight, this badge is effing hard to get!  Plus, popped pink collars are so 2009.

35. Know Your Klout Score

Believe me, your 140 characters don’t have any influence on anyone.  No matter what Klout says.

We think this is a better indicator of who you are as a person:  What’s your Klouchebag score?

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