What is a Douchebag?
- Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.
- An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
- A person with a shitty personality that needs to “take themself the fuck down” or “go home and get their fucking shine box.” A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
- What used to be accurate on this site, was replaced by a bunch of people who defined it because they really had no clue what it meant. A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated. It’s not an adjective for an asshole, because assholes call other people douchebags, and assholes are more often than not proud of being assholes.
- One who feels the need to over-editorialize in their Urban Dictionary submissions.
- Douche bag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s. The term usually refers to a person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions, most often without malicious intent.
- According to Cracked, there are five distinct types of douchebags:
- The Egocentric Douchebag
- The Weightlifting Douchebag
- The Drunken Douchebag
- The Raging Douchebag
- The Aging Douchebag
- According to us, there are countless behaviors and characteristics that might characterize one a douchebag. That’s what we’re here to explore. We passively observe them in their natural habitats everyday. Join us now in our in-depth exploration of that most nefarious of creatures, the 21st-century douchebag.